Well $500
MILF. But what in tarnation y’all doin’ wandrin’ amongst the wheelers in the middle of the night?”
I spill my tale of a boyfriend snatched away by shadowy oil barons, criminal dikes at a rest haven, my sabotaged beloved Toyota, my stolen ID and credit cards and my fear of the dikes now patrolling the parking lot for me, for reasons I can only guess and fear.
Learn more. This couldn't get any more perfect. Make sure to take notes, this will be
on the test!”
Biology
Well $500
MILF. But what in tarnation y’all doin’ wandrin’ amongst the wheelers in the middle of the night?”
I spill my tale of a boyfriend snatched away by shadowy oil barons, criminal dikes at a rest haven, my sabotaged beloved Toyota, my stolen ID and credit cards and my fear of the dikes now patrolling the parking lot for me, for reasons I can only guess and fear.
Learn more. This couldn't get any more perfect. Make sure to take notes, this will be
on the test!”
Biology
Well $500
MILF. But what in tarnation y’all doin’ wandrin’ amongst the wheelers in the middle of the night?”
I spill my tale of a boyfriend snatched away by shadowy oil barons, criminal dikes at a rest haven, my sabotaged beloved Toyota, my stolen ID and credit cards and my fear of the dikes now patrolling the parking lot for me, for reasons I can only guess and fear.
Learn more. This couldn't get any more perfect. Make sure to take notes, this will be
on the test!”
Biology
